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Poor Jon is a normal guy wanting to live a normal life. Unfortunately, his world is far from normal. Everyone around him accepts insanity as their normal...Which leaves Jon being, to his dismay, the odd one out..

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The coolest picture of Jon I've ever drawn.

Jon is my only "Brit" character (unless you count Icharus). I haven't really expanded his comic yet, but he looks really awsome. Here's a link to the original version below:

http://flammingcorn.deviantart.com/art/Jon-57736082

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Jon and his luv, Kassandra.

Here's a really sweet picture of Jon and his girlfriend, Kassandra. Not sure what she sees in him, but they make a really cute couple!

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MS Paint Jon.

There is only one word to describe this picture: AWFUL. Worse than awful, actually. You can't even tell it's Jon (it IS Jon, by the way). Of course, awful as it is, I like it. Hey, if I don't love it, who will?

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"If I wasn't such a weenie..."

The Offspring's song "I Choose" inspired me to draw this. It's Jon and Kassandra being as cute as ever...It also turns out that I misspelled "weenie" in the picture, so I tried to fix it. Thus you have my hedious "e" there...

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Jon with killer wedgie!

Poor Jon...like alot of my characters, he was doomed to fall victim to a wedgie...

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Bridezilla!

Eek! Bridezilla! Watch out before she burns you with her displeased stare! Yes, under all the stress of her and Jon's wedding, Kassandra becomes one bad bride! Unfortunately for Jon, he's the groom...and the main focus of Kass's negativity.

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Kassandra squeezing the love outta Jon.

That bridezilla stuff didn't last long. As you can see, Kassandra's all lovey-dovey again and giving Jon a killer hug!

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Gender Bent Jon and Kassandra!

Jon and Kassandra have exchanged genders for this part of my gender bender series...While Kassandra makes a fairly decent man, Jon makes a horrible woman...

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Baby Jon and Kassandra!

Okay, Jon and Kassandra didn't actually meet until they were adults, but I couldn't help but draw this supercute picture of them as babies! Aren't they CUTE?!

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Jon as a boxer.

Here's my beloved Jon as a boxer. Yeah, he pretty much sucks as one, I'll admit. I like his enthusiasm though.

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LOVE!

Yes, I know that a lot of Jon and Kassandra pictures look alike, but I just can't help but draw them with their arms wrapped around each other! Besides, no matter how many times you see it, they ARE a cute couple... 

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Pepper Spray!!!

I got bored, so poor Jon fell victim to pepper spray...

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#02 Love

Oh, ho! I'm at it again! I love drawing this two being cute and cuddley together...Well, and it's also part of a "100 Challenge" I'm doing, and #02 on the list just happened to be love, and I didn't have any better couples! XD 

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Jon taking a shower...and losing his mind.

Jon is my most logical character. With him, insanity is bad, normal is good, and everything must be sensible (except for his style and religion). Of course, is it possible to be so logical, you're loosing it? That's what he's going through in his shower here. Oh, and I know Axe is a shower gel and not a shampoo, but "You're talking to a shampo bottle" had a nicer ring to it...

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Axe attack.

After Jon is done taking his shower, he's sure that his talking Axe problems are over...of course, that was before he put on his body spray...Please excuse its messiness and inaccurateness...It was just supposed to be a sketch.

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Sexy Jon.

Jon is usually a modest person. Of course, we all feel confident at some point in time, and here Jon is feeling pretty sexy. I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder...

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Jon doing karate.

Jon doing karate. I drew this in sumer school. Hey, it's sumer school. What'd you expect me to do? That also probably explains why it lacks creativity...

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Before you go to squeeze a zit...

This is a scene from one of my comics titled "Jon and the Giant Pimple". In it, Kassandra talks Jon into trying a new pimple cream. As its results are not very satisfying to him, Jon pops the pimple instead. However, the force of the "pop" combined with the chemicals of the pimple cream causes the greasy, pusy, nasty stuff inside of Jon's pores to pulsate and grow in to a giant pimple-monster known as Pimp-lorr! Pretty sick, huh?

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Who do you think wears the pants in THIS relationship?

I'm really starting to wonder who the man is in this relationship...Poor Jon has fainted at the sight of a bloody gore film, and Kassandra's having to pack HIM home.

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Jon wearing the coolest hoodie I've ever drawn.

See this hoodie on Jon? Get a good look at it, because you'll never see it on him again. It took me forever, and he wouldn't look right in one anymore after this picture. Please forgive his hair. It's still a mohawk, just a really fluffy one...

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Needin' some elbow room...

Before Jon was married, he lived by himself in a small apartment with what little he had. That includes a little one-person bed as well. Now that he has a wife, however, he's come to find that they'll need a little more space.

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What a pain in the butt!

Okay, this one ended up being one of those drawings that it's kinda hard to tell what's goin' on in...So I'll explain! Jon has asked a lady when her baby is due. The woman is only fat, and not pregnant, so is offended. To show her anger, she has given Jon a hard kick...in the butt. Now you can understand why he's positioned such a way.

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Jon gettin' ready to hurt somebody...as if!

It's not too often that Jon gets put in a bad mood, but here is one of those few occasions. Not too threatening, I must say. Of course, he looks very peeved.

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"I don't wanna go!"

Jon is behaving like a little kid. Instead of being a man and quietly taking his injection, Jon has tried to run off. Knowing that it'll do him no good not to take it, Kassandra is dragging him back...

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Jon getting an X-ray.

Even made-up characters get sick, and here's poor Jon with a cold. Unfortunately, I think he needs a new doctor, for this one is taking an X-ray even though he shows no signs of needing one. No wonder why Jon's so thin...look at that digestive system!

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Looks like somebody needs a nap...

Okay, I'll admit, I have no idea what's dragging Jon down in this picture. I don't know if he's sick, tired, or what, but frankly I don't think it's anything a nap won't cure.

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The voo-doo that Jon do...

Here's Jon with a little voo-doo doll of himself. He doesn't know that though. He is, however, concerned, and that's all that matters...

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A picture of Jon that's outta this world!

Out of all the losers on the Earth, Baldwin the alien has decided to abduct Jon. Jon's concerned, for he's heard of all the bad things aliens usually do to their captives. Baldwin, however, is trying to sedate Jon long enough to put a brain control device in his ear. Yeah, this is part of a comic...It'll make more sense later.

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First Jon.

This is the first picture I ever drew of Jon! He looks kinda weird, but he hasn't changed much. Please forgive the lined paper; I usually do character designs on lined paper as to not waste the good kind.

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"Jon in Nightmareland"

This is more or less a concept art thing. I've been working on a comic that's supposed to be like my version "Alice In Wonderland". I've put Jon in place of Alice (if you've ever read the actual book, the longer Alice stays in Wonderland, the crazier she gets; hence the straight jacket). As for the other characters behind him, they are my versions of the March Hare, the Chesire Cat, and the Queen of Hearts (Queen of Spades, in this case).

The song on this page is "Self Esteem" as performed by The Offspring.